Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 11, 2020
I just have one thing to say for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™:
Imagine this man dealing with a 9/11.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (retired military) – “In the background ” AAAAnnnnd CUT. Okay for the next scene we need Joe to stay here. Put Kamala beside him. Have AOC, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Maxine Waters behind them. Start playing some call to prayer music. Put out a few Islamic flags. And we also need the one legged interracial transvestite lesbian couple with Down syndrome, the gay black midget wrestler/hairdresser. the hawaiin, filipino and asian gay guys right next to them and finally the two mexican transgenders. Remember folks this is for the Oscar for best picture folks. “”
(RadiCalMan) – “Slower than than a snail. Weaker than a loco-geezer. Able to fall asleep at a moments notice!
Look! Down on the ground! It’s a slug! It’s a sloth!
2) (Joe_Miller) – ““Alexa, when is it too late to start taking Prevagen?””
(yetanotherjohn) – “Wow, they got the teleprompter reduced to the size of sunglasses.”
3) (Mike) – “Joe Biden high fives his imaginary friend Corn Pop.”
(Brian Brandt) – “He came out to meet little Kamala when she gets off the school bus.”
4)(Rick Adams) – “Biden deploys his MASK, aka his Mobile Aricept Storage Kit./em>”
(Rodney G. Graves) – “Every day is a new experience on the walking while demented tour…”
5) (Nipperdoodle) – ““Yeah, yeah…Talk to the hand! ‘Cause the brain don’t understand!!””
(Porkopolis) – “Visiting Angel on left:
“OK Joe, let’s try to make it to the end of the block and back this time and you’ll get an extra cup of JELL-O pudding tonight.””
6) (rodney dill) – ““Simon says, Stand on your right foot.”
“Now raise your right arm.”
“I didn’t say Simon says, You’re out Joe.”
“Secret Service guy wins.””
(Eric Steel) – “Staffer, “Right foot”
Staffer, “Now Left foot”
Staffer, “No sir your other foot.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (tie):
(fustian24) – “Joe waves to his voter.”
(guido81_MA) – “If you’re senile and you know it raise your hand.
If you’re senile and you know it raise your hand.
If you’re senile and you know it don’t debate or else you’ll blow it.
If you’re senile and you know it raise your hand.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Hey, Joe…you wanna see my vegetable garden…I think you’d feel right at home…””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Like Hillary, Biden is never gonna be President”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “Brian seltzer waves back, screams joyfully and passes out……”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(DJD60_TX) – “” Who do I have to blow to —uh — you know, win the – uh – thing, and – if you don’t blow me, you ain’t black! “”
Best Haiku (Well, more like a ballad. A looooong ballad):
(guido81_MA) – “Joey came from ol’ Scranton in PA.
For 47 years done nothin’ for the U.S.A.
Got some hair plugs on the way
Got his hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
He says, “C’mon man, take a walk on the wild side”
Said, “Hey, look, take a walk on the wild side”
Kammy came from out on the west coast
In the primaries, her campaign was burnt toast
But she knew how to get ahead
‘Cause she sure knew how to use her…head
She says, “Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side”
Said, “Hey Willie, take a walk on the wild side”
And the DNC goes
Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do
Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do….
Sleepy Joe never can answer off the cuff
Stayed inside his basement long enough
Should they really put him out there
When he can’t even read a telepromter? But they said,
“C’mon man, polls say better take a walk on the wild side”
They said, “Hey Joe, don’t say much when you walk on the wild side”
Nancy Pelosi’s a COVID hypocrite don’t you think
Lookin’ for hair salons and a place to drink
Tore it up at the SotU
Impeachment was bogus and everyone knew, knew, knew
The Senate said, “Hey Nan, take a walk on the wild side”
They said, “Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side”
AOC just gets dumber every day
Sees herself as Shé Guevara of the U.S.A.
Says “we should do that and we should do this”
But doesn’t even know what a garbage disposal is
I say, “Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side”
I said, “Hey dumbass, take a walk on the wild side”
And CNN goes
Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do
Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do….”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Published at Mon, 14 Sep 2020 01:07:17 +0000